Whether it’s a boob-shaped ashtray for your goodnight joint or Gwyneth Paltrow’s 2020 infamous pussy Goop candle, which was actually named “This Smells Like My Vagina,” sexy home goods are having a moment. No soft-porn object is really taboo anymore — and rightfully so. Sex itself is fun, so why shouldn’t we fill our house with delightful little reminders of bumpin uglies?

In fact, even your 80-year-old grandma can get in on this action, with no home good more perfect for caffeine-addled retirees than the internet’s latest obsession: the floral penis coffee mug. Courtesy of LookHUMAN, the mug comes in a few different colors, including blue and pink, and it’s in high demand for a very good reason: it’s sexy and cute.

The design is so subtle that your grandma could own it and not even realize that those painted flowers are, in reality, little embellished penises. There’s the pastel color, floral design and, of course, the tastefully drawn genitals. It’s, for all intents and purposes, just a cute little mug. With dicks on it.

“Looking for a new French toile pattern mug?” the description asks. “Something that is nice, flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you! Our mug features large handles for easy gripping and a wrap-around print. These heavy-duty Mugs are both dishwasher and microwave safe.”

Even better for the most patriotic among us: It’s “printed in the USA.” (MAKE MUGS PENIS-Y AGAIN!)

As for why it’s seemingly gone viral now, the explanation for that is pretty simple — and highly seasonal. At just $14.99, it’s the perfect novelty gift for Valentine’s Day (aka this Friday), the most floral-penis-appropriate day of the year.